Villager Spotlight

For this week’s Villager Spotlight, we are bringing Koli Xela to our readers.

Koli Xela has taken on the prestigious position of temporary blacksmith during his stay in the village. An expert archer, Koli can also perform simple magic tricks with coins and sprinkle cookie crumbs with precision. He has agreed to serve as the newest “villager” in the Transition Times regular Villager Spotlight:

TT: Explain your name and what it means.

KOLI: Koli, my given name, is an homage to the Norse god of mischief. Unlike many mischievous deities this god is known for his trickery, having a positive outcome or lesson learned by the recipient. My surname is actually a basic encryption of my actual given name.

TT: What meal or dessert should every one of our readers prepare and eat while reading this edition of Transition Times? Please provide the recipe.

KOLI: Being a person of exquisite taste and simple pleasures it would be my suggestion that any person reading this edition of Transition Times do so with grace and dignity… and a piece of Butterfinger pie. For those of you who do not know how to make this heavenly and simple to execute dish I will include the instructions.

Butterfinger pie

Ingredients:

2 Butterfinger candy bars
1 Jar of Cool Whip
1 Chocolate graham cracker crust (or your preferred graham cracker crust)

Mash the two Butterfinger bars into small chunks; the level of mashing is a personal preference, though I usually demolish the bars to a powder level.

Open the jar of Cool Whip.

Mix the crushed Butterfinger bars into the Cool Whip, mix until completely combined.

Pour the Butterfinger Cool Whip mix into the graham cracker crust, cover and chill in the refrigerator overnight.

Cut and serve!

It’s a quick creation and people LOVE it!

TT: What do you like to do for enjoyment when you aren’t saving the world?

KOLI: When I’m not saving the Governor from the assassination attempts by the cowardly ghosts revolting within Transition Village, I fill my spare time in another realm, the realm of Spinebreaker, working with my fellow Blood Elves for the betterment of the Horde. I am currently lending my bow and the assistance of my ghostly tiger, Kitty, to a guild of like-minded individuals intent on the removal of the Lich King from his Frozen Throne; we have removed his minions up to the deadly dracolich that guards the final entrance to his lair. Soon he will meet his fate. Other nights I join a few trusted fellows to partake in karaoke at the local tavern. This has become a weekly affair.

TT: In the realm of conspiracies, myths, and general legendary confusion, what unanswered question has always intrigued you the most, and why?

KOLI: I am a fan of mythology and hidden secrets. The one that fascinates me the most is the mystery of Atlantis. I have always loved the fact that there are references to this land throughout history yet we can find no real information on it. My favorite ancient site is, and always will be, Stonehenge. It’s a magical place and I was incredibly happy to get the chance to see it up close and touch it! (It’s an added expense and requires you to book your visit far in advance but it is completely worth it!)

TT: Koli, what do you bring to the table?

KOLI: Traditionally I bring paper, pencil, dice, a diet soda and a sociopathic character to the table. (It’s probably better if you don’t ask)

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