A reader writes:
“I think imaginary numbers is a misnomer. I don’t think they’re imaginary at all. Everyone can see them…right?”
A reader writes:
“Judging by the way he eats, I’m fairly certain that my co-worker is the result of a successful human/pig gene splice experiment.”
A reader writes:
“Who wants to put together a model-sized SR-71 Blackbird when you could put together a life-sized SR-71 Blackbird?”
A reader writes:
“Why is it that dragons are the only creatures that can breathe fire? That kind of skill would really come in handy when I’m trying to start a campfire.”
A reader writes:
“Are there really gnomes who steal socks, or is there something more sinister going on in my house? This is a serious question.”
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